The Telemnars

My daughters both said they wanted to play basketball. I ended up as the coach of their team. At this moment, I am telling this from a coach...

Larien felt poorly last night, but not so much that we worried. We knew T could handle it, so we left for dinner out, which is a complete ne...

My kindergartener, Finwe, now has homework. Don't freak. It's simple and rarely consumes more than five or ten minutes. The first ...

"Wait, Mom. I have to fart," says my son. "Thanks for telling me," I reply. He giggles so much that bubbles of spit ...

gets to see Jupiter and three of its 61 moons. Larien could have looked at the stars for much longer, but the wind got to her.

We spent Thanksgiving week on Dauphin Island. My son, having a mother who didn't look at the weather report, didn't have any shorts ...

"Moooooommmmm. Mooooooommmmmm." I heard the plaintive cry from Larien's room. She should have been asleep. She met me halfwa...